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Hymn # 365

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A minister was completing a
Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."



With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river."



Sermon complete, he sat down.


The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
 
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