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OldDog/NewTricks

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A Joke is a joke

Titanic vs My Life

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart alec student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica..... let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing
 

nonothing

Well-known member
OldDog/NewTricks said:
A Joke is a joke

Titanic vs My Life

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart alec student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica..... let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing


Yes that was funny :D
 

Judith

Well-known member
:lol: Now thats using your marbles.

Kind of like a philosophy question a wisenheimer I know, once answered.

Assignment : 200 page report to prove this chair exists.


Answer: What chair?



Wisenheimer failed the assignment ...........
 

IL Rancher

Well-known member
The two best I heard was 1 )Philosophy or Sociology, can't rember one but the question was soemthing like What was the most foolish thing you ever did and defend your actions. Answer )not answering this question

100% correct was what the prof gave the person. Than talked about it in every class and said try it again and you will fail.

The other on was a college application to Brown in which it told you to write an essay in your own hand, meaning not typing... Someone traced their hand and wrote it inside of it. needless to say they got in. needless to say it wasn't me...
 

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