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I miss Bill Clinton

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jigs

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It doesn't matter what party you are, this is funny. Monologue taken from a
show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.



"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a black man as President.



Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3- He had his
way with ugly white women.



Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!



And, he gets a check from the government every month.



Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.



Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton:
The Dodge Drafter. The Drafter will be built in Canada.



When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't
know, I never had one..... yet."



Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
integrity, vision, wisdom.



Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.



The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know."
 

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I dislike the guy primarily due to his adultry and the trail of dead people associated to him, but what floors me is his neverending 'Look at ME" agenda. even at the rememberance gathring for Coretta King, he brought up something about how HE was involved with King and the civil rights movement.
 

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This is funny, but isn't it weird that if a white comedian said this stuff, he'd be run out of town?
 

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I can never understand why so many people feel so strongly about Bill Clinton: either love or hate. He just happened to be president during a period of economic growth and relative calm in the 1990s, but didn't do anything noteworthy besides getting a blowjob - and that's hardly the first time its ever happened in politics.
 

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mp.freelance said:
didn't do anything noteworthy besides getting a blowjob


I wonder if this will be on his tombstone?

be even funnier if they screwed up and chisled giving instead of getting
 

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jigs said:
mp.freelance said:
didn't do anything noteworthy besides getting a blowjob


I wonder if this will be on his tombstone?

be even funnier if they screwed up and chisled giving instead of getting


Hahahahahaha! :lol2: :lol2: :clap: :clap: this is to include your original post on this thread :D
 

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