It doesn't matter what party you are, this is funny. Monologue taken from a
show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3- He had his
way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton:
The Dodge Drafter. The Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't
know, I never had one..... yet."
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know."
show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3- He had his
way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton:
The Dodge Drafter. The Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't
know, I never had one..... yet."
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know."
