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CattleArmy

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
' My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action wil l be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.


Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations withFrance , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I loveNew York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank y ou guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night.'

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
 

nonothing

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I guess the guy who wrote this email does not appreciate all the Canadian soldiers who have died in Afghanistan fighting terroism after the 911 attack on his country.not to mention allowing all planes still in the air to land in Canada that day...Nice to see Canad's effort is apperiecated by this emails author....... Also it Sure is nice to see that Iraq was more important then chasing down bin ladin...God bless Canada and the Canadain soldier for all it cost him/her chasing after the right person....At least I remember our countries cost of comming to our nieghbors aid...To bad this author didn't...I am proud of our fighting men and women ....
 

Texan

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I would agree with nonothing that it seems that Canada is on the wrong list. They've done a lot of the shitty jobs in Afghanistan, freeing up more of our guys for Iraq. They even put up with our pilots killing some of their guys and like a good neighbor, they didn't really raise too much hell about it.

You can count me as one of many Americans who appreciates what the Canadians have done to help us out.

But...I can't wait to see what Mrs. Albertatroublemaker has to say when she finds out that she lives in a "third world Hell hole." She ain't gonna like that. Not at all. :lol:
 

Mrs.Greg

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Texan said:
I would agree with nonothing that it seems that Canada is on the wrong list. They've done a lot of the shitty jobs in Afghanistan, freeing up more of our guys for Iraq. They even put up with our pilots killing some of their guys and like a good neighbor, they didn't really raise too much hell about it.

You can count me as one of many Americans who appreciates what the Canadians have done to help us out.

But...I can't wait to see what Mrs. Albertatroublemaker has to say when she finds out that she lives in a "third world Hell hole." She ain't gonna like that. Not at all. :lol:
Theres also Canadians serving in Iraq,alot of Americans don't know that.
As for that poor pilot,he was following orders,I feel so bad for what he has to live with and how he was treated.

As for the third world hell hole....the author of this piece is a complete idiot if he even believes the garbage he wrote. Must be one of those neo cons OT writes about :shock: :wink:
 

don

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that e-mail is a lot of drivel. it's written for americans who want to live in the past and believe the usa is the only superpower and totally independent. in fact, the usa is growing more and more dependent on the rest of the world and has less leverage as dubya found out in saudi arabia last week when he was essentially told to get stuffed; they'll determine the level of oil production. america is living beyond its means in terms of resources and will have to rely on the chinese, arabs and yes, even canadians, and others for its existence.
 

hypocritexposer

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A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

I think he is speaking of seeing each other more, cause he knows how much of the Canadian oilsands goes into running the US military. If we didn't have the free trade agreement, more of our resources would go to other countries.
 

Silver

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hypocritexposer said:
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

I think he is speaking of seeing each other more, cause he knows how much of the Canadian oilsands goes into running the US military. If we didn't have the free trade agreement, more of our resources would go to other countries.

I understand that with a new law passed down there that military wont be using any tar sands oil because it is "dirty oil."

BTW, It could just be that Sandhusker penned that email! :shock: :lol: :lol:
 

CattleArmy

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nonothing said:
CattleArmy said:
Why would Canada be listed as a third world hell hole country? I thought they were to friendly to p*** us off.

We are friendly...not to mention a real sexy bunch too... :eek: :D ...

From my trips to Canada this is what we as a family decided. They are the livingest together, most smoking, drinking, bunch we'd ever been around. Goodness looked like fun! :oops:
 

Mrs.Greg

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CattleArmy said:
nonothing said:
CattleArmy said:
Why would Canada be listed as a third world hell hole country? I thought they were to friendly to p*** us off.

We are friendly...not to mention a real sexy bunch too... :eek: :D ...

From my trips to Canada this is what we as a family decided. They are the livingest together, most smoking, drinking, bunch we'd ever been around. Goodness looked like fun! :oops:
You must have visited Newfoundland :lol: :wink:
 

nonothing

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CattleArmy said:
nonothing said:
CattleArmy said:
Why would Canada be listed as a third world hell hole country? I thought they were to friendly to p*** us off.

We are friendly...not to mention a real sexy bunch too... :eek: :D ...

From my trips to Canada this is what we as a family decided. They are the livingest together, most smoking, drinking, bunch we'd ever been around. Goodness looked like fun! :oops:


Now that was funny... :D Oh and we really are fun.... :lol:
 

CattleArmy

Well-known member
Mrs.Greg said:
CattleArmy said:
nonothing said:
We are friendly...not to mention a real sexy bunch too... :eek: :D ...

From my trips to Canada this is what we as a family decided. They are the livingest together, most smoking, drinking, bunch we'd ever been around. Goodness looked like fun! :oops:
You must have visited Newfoundland :lol: :wink:

I've survived a few Manitoba socials!
 

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