I think everyone has a right to a treadmill

[hypocritexposer]

It's a Health issue and the government should mandate that they are provided free by insurance companies, for everyone that chooses to own one.

Think of all the money it would save in future health costs


Oh, and I'd like an 18 speed pedal bike too, for when the weather is nice enough, to ride outside.

 

[okfarmer]

Dang it you beat me to it so I will include this here.

Warning: This may tip toe on the line of appropriateness, so here is your warning.

I have a male health issue I would like addressed. I believe that men's health is jeopardized and men are oppressed by the government and women in general.

Fact: high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.

http://jama.ama-assn.org/content/291/13/1578.long

Therefore, I believe that since it is a health issue for men, insurance should cover the cost of increasing those events. I believe that it would only make sense to legalize and publicly fund "therapy".

This article supports other health benefits.

http://www.mensjournal.com/3-orgasms

I believe that women choosing to withhold "relations" with their partner, should be an offense due to jeopardizing their partner's health.



How far do you monkeys really want to go with this line of thinking?

 

[Steve]

I was pushing for free scooters for everyone at 55

it would be like mini electric cars and we could play bumper cars at the stores..

here is the one I want..