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I writ a new poem (Click, Click, BOOM.)

Angus Cattle Shower

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Click, click, BOOM.


Looking through the sights of my brand new scope
And the crosshairs on his great chest
I take a peek at his rack, my heart pumps.
Click, click, BOOM.

I catch a glimpse of him, as he bolts off
He stumbles, he trips, the way to the bush
I raise my gun, and level the crosshairs.
Click, click, BOOM.

I walk up to him, lying on the ground
And I fondle his magnificent rack
As I finish tagging out for the year.
Click, click, BOOM.

I pull him onto the back of the truck
With lots of grunting and complaining
And put it in gear, pointing towards town.
Click, click, BOOM.

Retelling the story, and gutting him
Shivers running up and down my spine
And butterflies fluttering in my gut.
Click, click, BOOM.

The hunt is over, the season is done
Were all done for the year, smiles all around
And now he’s hanging on my kitchen wall.
Click, click, boom.




What do you guys think?
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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YES? What can I help you with? :lol:
Why does it have to be about killing why not the worlds greatest miss, and a little fawn comes out to see his papa. Havent any of you hunter peoples learnt anything from Bambi?



Katy
 

Mrs.Greg

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Canadian_Cowgirl said:
YES? What can I help you with? :lol:
Why does it have to be about killing why not the worlds greatest miss, and a little fawn comes out to see his papa. Havent any of you hunter peoples learnt anything from Bambi?



Katy
Katy,my darlin....haven't you bunny huggers learn't anything from say ranchers.net...like Ilrancher DO NOT even get me started :evil:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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Lol bunny hugger! haha I dont hug bunnies, My last one was evil, but i want a new one! haha

yes Ranchers.net has taught me something, there are alot of evil deer killers, those poor little deers! :lol: :lol:



Katy
 

IL Rancher

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Katy.. Bambi the moive has been so altered from the original story it isn't even funny. Buck runs into its fawn it will drive it out of his territory in n instant.. So will its mom for that matter, daddy isn't hanging out with his offspring and rabbits and skunks aren't playing with fawns...

You eat beef. The calf has a mom, the calf has a dad.. I am sorry, I don't elevate deer or elk or moose to some mystical level above that momma cow who raises a calf every year to go to market so Sam down at the butcher shop can sell you a porterhouse.. Admire them, think they are gracefull or whatever but know this, without hunters there would be no deer in this country. With hunting there are more white tail deer in the Us (And I think North America but I could be wrong) than there were the day Columbus sailed the ocean blue way back in 1492... Teddy Rosevelt, perhaps the most powerfull convservationist in the history of this country was a hunter. Hunters and hunting equipment manufactures embrace the pittman act for the most part, when hikers and places like REI were given the same chance of a 1 dollars surchage on their items to help fund environmental programs they balked....

I am not even a big hunter, just ask all the deer I haven't shot in the past 31 years of my life.. They far outnumber the ones I have put in the freezer and EATEN. I like beef, I like chicken, I like lamb and pork too. And I like venison.
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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lol Wow you should be a teacher, that was a huge lecture!
You mean Bambi isnt real? :( I dont understand killing deers make more deers. but Im dence like that lol. At this very moment i have a Lamb eating my arm. haha

Teddy Rosevelt, How mad do you think IL would get if I said I didnt have a clue who he was?

I eat Chicken, Beef, and Pork and veggies.


Katy
 

montana cowgurl

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ah Katy, much to be learned here lol. Hunting deer helps keep the population down to a manageable level so that there aren't diseases going around to wipe ALL of them out. If people hunt as a sport for the antlers and not for the meaning behind it, they are hunting for the wrong reason. I hunt because it's fun, it keeps me in touch with nature, and I'm providing meat for my own family. Like they said, it's really no different than having cattle that reproduce for other humans' consumption. IMHO
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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I respect that, im just joking with IL I love it when people give me lectures, its funny. I just cant see me killing an animal! I guess to each is there own. tho, I have my sheep which get butchered and my cows, to, so Im providing food that way, Dad has pigs and mom has chickens, So we have quite a bit of food with out having to Kill the wild ones. There so pretty to just watch, and people kill them on our property even tho we have no hunting signs and there goes my deer. Whom I like to watch.
But like I said To each is their own.



Katy
 

IL Rancher

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Hunters fund conservation throught their liscences, taxes placed on hunting equipment and from donations. You don't know who TR was? Katy, Katy, Katy..Katy Katy Katy... what am I going to do with you... You better not let OT hear you say you don't know who Teddy was...

Anthony


ps, Katy, Katy Katy...
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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haha I know who Teddy was! haha Just seein what you would say. Lol he was some president or something right? I was living in the states for 8 years of my life, i do know some stuff!

Man you must really like my name! haha

Anthony Anthony Anthony, what am i gunna do with you? Not trusting a fellow Canadian :wink:


Katy
 

IL Rancher

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Chuckle... I hope I don't hurt your feelings with this but yes, I do like the name, my favorite dog is named Katy :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

:shock:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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OUCH! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: that kinda stung a bit, but hell i bet its a pretty great dog since after all it was named after me! haha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Katherine! :p
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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I liek it, because it defines who I am, I become one with nature, I help the critters out by taking (the ones stupid enough to let me shoot at then :p) the stupid ones out of the gene pool, and get back to my roots by eatin venison,.... mmm, soo good :D

Bambi is a hoax, bambi was prolly shot already lol.
 

Judith

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IL as sad as it sounds I had the same beavis and butthead moment you did :) Help I'm I'm a man trapped in a womans body :) LOL
 

IL Rancher

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I blame college and my wife for my immaturity... Really, I was the most mature 16 year old you could imagine. Never got in any trouble, was polite and never did anything stupid or silly, in short, I was a big time dork. Than I started dating my wife and I kept getting in trouble. than I went to college and my maturity level dropped at least 5 years for every year I was in college.. It is amazing I didn't have to be re potty trained when it was all said and done...Now my wife hears a name on TV that she thinks sounds a bit funny and starts laughing... Well, she used to... She matured a bit over the past 6 years but not me... Oh well, getting older is mandatory, acting older is optional.
 
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