If tables were reversed

[passin thru]

Subject: Fw: This is a hoot








Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office? Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!

The questions might go like this.............................

Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that you attended Harvard University..."

Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."

JA: "Did you graduate?"

SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life..."

JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"

SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking questions about my private matters.."

Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."

JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and subsequent expulsion from the university..."

SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of you religious nuts..."

JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..." [ Kennedy flees the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."

CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law school for plagiarizing another student's work?"

SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..." [ Biden flees the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein, Democrat of California..."

JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"

SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you..." [Feinstein flees the hearing room ]

[ end of hearing ]

 

[Soapweed]

That was very good, passin thru, and very funny. I took the liberty to also post it on Coffee Shop where others will see it. Hope you don't mind. Thanks.

 

[BBJ]

stevec if we are led by idiots as you put it then what would you do different? I guess I'm just a little confused by your last post. Help me out here? :? :???: :?

 

[kolanuraven]

We might have gotten rid of the King, by the desire to idolize leaders is unchanged.

Stevec's point here is right on here. There are some on this forum, I won't name names, that idolize GW Bush. It seems no matter what he says....or does..... ohhhhhhh it's almost " god like".


It's seem as " wrong" or " unamerican" to question the President.....but he works for the American public....so everyone is accountable to their boss from time to time.

 

[BBJ]

There are some on this forum, I won't name names, that idolize GW Bush. It seems no matter what he says....or does..... ohhhhhhh it's almost " god like".

Seems to me there are people like that on both sides of the isle, not just those that idolized him as you put it but there are also those that blame anything and everything on him, right or wrong. I wouldn't say I idolize the man but I do however respect him very much. For someone like stevec to call these people, whom he has no real life knowledge of, besides what is reported or assumed, idiots or anything else for that matter is idiotic in my opinion. Sure maybe President Bush had fumbled across words or said something that didn't make complete sense, but that just makes him human.

kolanuraven, if stevec's point is right on here, what does that say about us, seeing how we are the ones that elect these people, if WE elect idiots with no common sense then...... :???: Explain it to me if you will.

 

[passin thru]

Please name names on who you think idolizes Bush.

Explain it to us if you will. :lol:

 

[MsSage]

What I don't understand is why you who have so little power put so much faith in those who have so little commonsense

How do you know how much power I have and how much faith I put in elected leaders?

hmmmmm why do I hear Ted Nugget singing in my head...".its a free for all"

 

[Steve]

If you look at most elections, the dumber person always wins. It has nothing to do with party. Is Kennedy an idiot?

instead of voting for Kennedy and the other idiot you could vote for some one who is not an idiot, like a republican......

 

[kolanuraven]

So... " Jersey" steve.....your statement proves the point of stevec......


You idolize rep's and thus anyone who is not a rep. is an idiot!

So all rep's are on the Mensa level, right????



Pleeeeeeeze....surely you made a mistake w/ that statement.

 

[jigs]

although I am a stong Republican, and think Bill Clinton is Satan's evil twin, I must admit the Republicans have thier fair share of idiots. We are not as blessed as the Dems in this category, but we have them.

Dan Quayle pops into my mind. And Ag Sec. Johanns is proving to be the most monumental idiot to date. Does he think his ideas will work or is he just a puppet?? I wonder if Monsanto is the puppeteer with the hand up his @$$ ?

 

[Steve]

You idolize rep's and thus anyone who is not a rep. is an idiot!

actually SteveC said his representative was an idiot,,,,,so I recommended he not vote for the idiots again........

as for Jersey I live in the only Republican county,,,,,which is quickly being overtaken......as those who have screwed up thier cities move here for the great rural life style.....destroying what they seek as they change it to what they fled in the city.......

as for the " Jersey" steve comment when asked where I live I answer honestly......in Wildwood........when asked where I am from,.. I answer I grew up in South Dakota.......

I am not from New Jersey....I just happen to live here,....at least until June 20,....when my son finishes school......

Maybe if other liberals who seemed so concerned about where "others are from" didn't hide "where they are from" this would have actually been taken as insulting.....but I considered the source and realized you only read my post not the one it was responding to.......

so PlEEEEEEEEEEEEEze, learn to spell before insulting others......