Illegal Immigrants Poem

[Anonymous]

Subject: U will Love This
>>> > Or hate it!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Illegal
>>> > Immigrants
>>> > Poem
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I cross ocean,
>>> >
>>> > poor and broke,
>>> >
>>> > Take bus,
>>> >
>>> > see employment folk.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Nice man treat me
>>> >
>>> > good in there,
>>> >
>>> > Say I need to
>>> >
>>> > see welfare.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Welfare say,
>>> >
>>> > "You come no more,
>>> >
>>> > We send cash
>>> >
>>> > right to your door."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Welfare checks,
>>> >
>>> > they make you wealthy,
>>> >
>>> > Medicaid it keep
>>> >
>>> > you healthy!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > By and by,
>>> >
>>> > I got plenty money,
>>> >
>>> > Thanks to you,
>>> >
>>> > American dummy.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Write to friends
>>> >
>>> > in motherland,
>>> >
>>> > Tell them 'come
>>> >
>>> > fast as you can.'
>>> >
>>> > They come in turbans
>>> >
>>> > and Ford trucks,
>>> >
>>> > I buy big house
>>> >
>>> > with welfare bucks
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > They come here,
>>> >
>>> > we live together,
>>> >
>>> > More welfare checks,
>>> >
>>> > it gets better!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Fourteen families,
>>> >
>>> > they moving in,
>>> >
>>> > But neighbor's patience
>>> >
>>> > wearing thin.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Finally, white guy
>>> >
>>> > moves away,
>>> >
>>> > Now I buy his house,
>>> >
>>> > and then I say,
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > "Find more aliens
>>> >
>>> > for house to rent."
>>> >
>>> > And in the yard
>>> >
>>> > I put a tent.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Send for family
>>> >
>>> > they just trash,
>>> >
>>> > But they, too,
>>> >
>>> > draw the welfare cash!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Everything is
>>> >
>>> > very good,
>>> >
>>> > And soon we
>>> >
>>> > own the neighborhood.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > We have hobby
>>> >
>>> > it's called breeding,
>>> >
>>> > Welfare pay
>>> >
>>> > for baby feeding.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Kids need dentist?
>>> >
>>> > Wife need pills?
>>> >
>>> > We get free!
>>> >
>>> > We got no bills!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > American crazy!
>>> >
>>> > He pay all year,
>>> >
>>> > To keep welfare
>>> >
>>> > running here.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > We think America
>>> >
>>> > darn good place!
>>> >
>>> > Too darn good for
>>> >
>>> > the white man race.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > If they no like us,
>>> >
>>> > they can scram,
>>> >
>>> > Got lots of room in
>>> >
>>> > Pakistan.