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I'm a ranch pickup

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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I took an online test to find my "true inner vehicle." It was one of those goofy 15 question quizzes that lead to a personality synopsis telling me what kind of "vehicle" I would be if I were a car.
The option wasn't there but should have been. I'm sure I am a ranch pickup.
You know the kind. Not much to look at, but it will get you there. It might choke and gasp a little, but it will get you there. It pulls to the left and has a front end alignment problem, but it will get you there with a tired right arm.
The fenders don't match. The windows don't work. It's not classy, not elegant, may take a little "herdin and handlin" to go the right direction, but it'll get you there. Probably needs some engine work and definitely needs new brakes.The A/C isn't all that good anymore - lots of hot air.
Tough, dependable and functional - the kind that can go through a wreck and look the same as before the wreck.
Yes, my inner vehicle is definitely a ranch pickup. There was a time when driving a pickup wasn't the status symbol it is today. Every ranch woman longed for a car to drive to town. If you were rich, you might even have a Cadillac.
Today the same money will buy you a Cadillac, a single-wide mobile home or a four-door pickup. Pickups are now called trucks.
Back then, a truck was those big things that had the word "semi" in front of it. But we've evolved.
They have advertisements that proudly tout the roomy space for five passengers. I remember the days when three adults and four kids rode in a pickup - all in one seat - and the guy in the middle did the shifting. If the radio worked, the driver was in charge of the dial.
It was also an opportunity for a conversation. We would actually talk while driving the road. Now the back seat of a pickup affords a view of a television screen with a DVD player and the front seat has an AM/FM radio, tape deck and a CD player. No one talks.
People who have never seen a dirt road drive mega-diesel engine four-wheel drive trucks, have them custom detailed, and listen to computers tell them when to fasten their seat belt, change the oil and fill it with fuel.
The spare tire is now "handily" under the pickup where nobody but a scientist and a linebacker can figure out how to get it off. And walking five miles for help is easier than getting the sissy little complimentary jack out from under the seat, that is, of course, loaded with groceries, kids, parts and a week of accumulated mail.
Then, most certainly in the dark on the side of the road with a flashlight in your teeth, you put that handily engineered rod through a little hole handily located next to the license plate, hoping to connect with the handily located crank on the apparatus that handily holds the tire under the truck.
Changing a tire on todays' "trucks" has caused more people to lose their religion than anything you would usually associate with sin.
It is a great trip down memory lane to the days when we actually drove 55 mph, had no A/C so the windows were always down and no lights so we had to be home by dark.
The stick shift and lack of power steering precluded the ability to talk on cell phones, put on makeup and check email on a laptop, all while driving.
My inner self that is a ranch pickup is most definitely one of those original models. Almost a collector's item, I'm sure.
 
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