Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Franklin Delano Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land.”
Today, Barak Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about ObamaCare, the economy, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds, etc... that I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, and was then connected to a center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :roll: :?
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Franklin Delano Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land.”
Today, Barak Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about ObamaCare, the economy, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds, etc... that I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, and was then connected to a center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :roll: :?