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I'm depressed

Soapweed

Well-known member
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Franklin Delano Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land.”

Today, Barak Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about ObamaCare, the economy, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds, etc... that I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English, and was then connected to a center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :roll: :?
 
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Anonymous

Guest
lol...only problem is you were connected to tel aviv and they acted like they were muslim and gave you the bomb and truck and had you hit american targets...
 

Larrry

Well-known member
shaumei said:
lol...only problem is you were connected to tel aviv and they acted like they were muslim and gave you the bomb and truck and had you hit american targets...

Happy Hannakuh
 
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