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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my
wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally
proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle
and poured the contents down the sink
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle
and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.

Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other,
which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me,
and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
 

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a copy of this will soon be hanging up behind the bar at the Blue Moon Saloon in good old Cameron, Montana......sure it will get as many laughs outta the tourists as it did me :lol: :lol:
 

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Faster horses said:
I also think you are right with Ben Colder, Liberty Belle. And isn't Ben Colder and Sheb Wooley one and the same?

They are indeed.
 

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Mike said:
Faster horses said:
I also think you are right with Ben Colder, Liberty Belle. And isn't Ben Colder and Sheb Wooley one and the same?

They are indeed.
Shay Mike - -what makes you song it's a think?? :???:
If you sang that the thank was a Bond,- -whut has James got do to with it? :? ( 007? :eek: )
Ask Ben to put a Colder one on the bar, -Sheb your Wooley-rin-ng-g the Liberty Belle :wink: and drank thu' thang! :D Here's 3 yu'!
DOC
 

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DOC HARRIS said:
Mike said:
Faster horses said:
I also think you are right with Ben Colder, Liberty Belle. And isn't Ben Colder and Sheb Wooley one and the same?

They are indeed.
Shay Mike - -what makes you song it's a think?? :???:
If you sang that the thank was a Bond,- -whut has James got do to with it? :? ( 007? :eek: )
Ask Ben to put a Colder one on the bar, -Sheb your Wooley-rin-ng-g the Liberty Belle :wink: and drank thu' thang! :D Here's 3 yu'!
DOC

:lol: :lol: :lol: Doc, you truly have a way with words!!! :wink:
 

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