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IMPORTANT...a must 'do' for next Sat.!!!!!!

kolanuraven

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
 

passin thru

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I will follow up on this and make sure everyone does as they should.
Please forward evidence that you all did your part. I will not take rain as proof though.
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jigs

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this is a bad idea, next Saturday I have a family reunion. the women in my dads family are less than desirable......... if they do this, I may be forced to poke my own eyes out


Kola, please send pics of yourself doing this....then I will know you are TRULY on the American side of this Muslim war we are fighting....
 

kolanuraven

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jigs said:
this is a bad idea, next Saturday I have a family reunion. the women in my dads family are less than desirable......... if they do this, I may be forced to poke my own eyes out


Kola, please send pics of yourself doing this....then I will know you are TRULY on the American side of this Muslim war we are fighting....


Didn't you see the pic that PT posted in PB? It's a very close resemblance to me!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: Of course I did point out what I was lacking as compared to the pic!! :shock:
 

Mrs.Greg

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I'll be at a Willie Nelson concert next Sat,hmmmm streaking naked in a huge,people filled hockey area,if thats not a Canadian against muslim statement I don't know what is :!:
 

kolanuraven

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Mrs Greg....you should print all that off....place big piles of them at each door and see what happens!!!!

Canucks Gone Wild!!!!! Could be fun!!!! 8) 8) 8) :lol:
 

Judith

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KOLA, Stop encouraging her naughty behavior! You know that Canadians have no problem running about in the buff!!!! Not really that shy of a nation! :shock:
 

kolanuraven

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Oh..go ahead!!! I double dog dare ya!!!



Can't wait to see it on CNN......they'll build another Border Fence for sure if this happens!!!!!
 

Mrs.Greg

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kolanuraven said:
Oh..go ahead!!! I double dog dare ya!!!



Can't wait to see it on CNN......they'll build another Border Fence for sure if this happens!!!!!
Yup I see the headlines....Another 'Mad Cow" identified in Alberta
 

Maple Leaf Angus

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Judith said:
KOLA, Stop encouraging her naughty behavior! You know that Canadians have no problem running about in the buff!!!! Not really that shy of a nation! :shock:

Judy, Judy, Judy, there you go diseminating erroneous info again. You are going to have our less informed, impressionable American cousins thinking that's all we do up here.

The truth is that we only run in the buff for 10 out of 12 months of the year because it's just too dang cold to do it in January and February!
 

Judith

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That's not all we do up here???? :shock: You mean I've been being lied to all this time???? I always wondered why I was the only one showing skin. I was just told that the others did not have Norske blood and therefore could not tolerate the cold as well as I can :wink:

Passing Thru, women do not have a shinkage factor, although we do seem to get a bionic ability to etch glass :p
 

kolanuraven

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kolanuraven said:
Mrs Greg....you should print all that off....place big piles of them at each door and see what happens!!!!

Canucks Gone Wild!!!!! Could be fun!!!! 8) 8) 8) :lol:


Hey...wonder if she did it???

Anybody watch the news from the Alberta/Edmonton area today???? She'll be the one wearing only lipstick!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
 

Mrs.Greg

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kolanuraven said:
kolanuraven said:
Mrs Greg....you should print all that off....place big piles of them at each door and see what happens!!!!

Canucks Gone Wild!!!!! Could be fun!!!! 8) 8) 8) :lol:


Hey...wonder if she did it???

Anybody watch the news from the Alberta/Edmonton area today???? She'll be the one wearing only lipstick!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
For moms day son got me Willie Nelson tickets,we were on the floor row 10,center,looked at Willie head on all eve,it was an AWESOME concert,everyone had a blast....we were like those Baptist churches that stand and sing the songs at the top of our lungs when he played a medley of gospel songs,Circle be unbroken,I'll fly way,etc....it was GREAT....needless to say too busy singing and enjoying Willie to even think about putting the lipstick on :wink:
 

nr

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Kola,
Back to your first post which reminded me of the book "The Bookseller of Kabul". Have you read it yet? It is a true story told by a Norwegian journalist who lived with a Muslim family awhile then wrote about the wretched lives of Muslim women in Afghanistan, living like slaves to their husbands. No rights whatsoever. It made me so thankful for much of what I take forgranted in the USA. Shame on me.
 
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