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Sir Loin

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IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

The term "afro-engineering" which replaced “ N-word rigging “, Which replaced "nigger rigging" is no longer acceptable effective immediately.
It will now be referred to as a "Presidential Solution".
Thank You,
The United States Government



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.


Q: What does Barak Obama have in common with JFK and Abe Lincoln?

A: Nothing.............. yet.

In response to Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, which is a fact. Fox announced that they will now air "America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week. :)

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