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IN MY NEXT LIFE!

katrina

Well-known member
IN MY NEXT LIFE!

>I
>want to live my next life backwards:
>
>You start out dead and get that out
>of the way.
>
>Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
>day.
>
>Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
>
>Enjoy your
>retirement and collect your pension.
>
>Then when you start work, you get a
>gold watch on your first day.
>
>You work 40 years until you're too young to
>work.
>
>You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
>generally promiscuous.
>
>Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
>you play, and you have no responsibilities.
>
>Then you become a baby, and
>then...
>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
>Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
>then...
>
>You finish off as an
>()rgasm.
>
>I rest my case .
 
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Anonymous

Guest
jodywy said:
I saw a gal in those tight bicycle pants, I want to come back in my next life as her bike seat.

Kind of like the old cowboy that said when he died he wanted to be skinned--have his skin tanned and made into the seat of a ladies saddle...So he could always be between the two things he loved most in life... :wink: :lol:
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
jodywy said:
I saw a gal in those tight bicycle pants, I want to come back in my next life as her bike seat.

Kind of like the old cowboy that said when he died he wanted to be skinned--have his skin tanned and made into the seat of a ladies saddle...So he could always be between the two things he loved most in life... :wink: :lol:


BOTH of you are so baaaaaddddd!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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