IN MY NEXT LIFE!
>I
>want to live my next life backwards:
>
>You start out dead and get that out
>of the way.
>
>Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
>day.
>
>Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
>
>Enjoy your
>retirement and collect your pension.
>
>Then when you start work, you get a
>gold watch on your first day.
>
>You work 40 years until you're too young to
>work.
>
>You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
>generally promiscuous.
>
>Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
>you play, and you have no responsibilities.
>
>Then you become a baby, and
>then...
>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
>Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
>then...
>
>You finish off as an
>()rgasm.
>
>I rest my case .
>I
>want to live my next life backwards:
>
>You start out dead and get that out
>of the way.
>
>Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
>day.
>
>Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
>
>Enjoy your
>retirement and collect your pension.
>
>Then when you start work, you get a
>gold watch on your first day.
>
>You work 40 years until you're too young to
>work.
>
>You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
>generally promiscuous.
>
>Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
>you play, and you have no responsibilities.
>
>Then you become a baby, and
>then...
>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
>Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
>then...
>
>You finish off as an
>()rgasm.
>
>I rest my case .