Goodpasture
Well-known member
Tribal Fortune Cookies
Q: Do you know what a tribal fortune Cookie is?
A: A piece of fry bread with a food Stamp stuck in it!
Man-Eating Fry Bread
Q: How are tribal men and fry bread alike?
A: They're both round, brown and greasy!
Academic Buffalo
Q: What does a mother buffalo say to a boy buffalo when she sends him off to college?
A: Bye-son
Ice Fishing
Q: How do tribal people know when it's safe to go ice fishing?
A When all the white guys quit falling through.
Rich Tribal people
Q: How can you tell a rich tribal person from a poor tribal person?
A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks.
Photography
Q: Why is it so hard to take a group picture of a bunch of tribal people?
A: Cause when ya' say cheese they all line up.
Tribal Women's Creation Story
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone
to boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a
companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and
made man. That is why tribal women have flat butts and tribal men are
butt heads
Good Kissers
Q: Why are guys from the Dine' tribe such good kissers?
A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.
Q: Do you know what a tribal fortune Cookie is?
A: A piece of fry bread with a food Stamp stuck in it!
Man-Eating Fry Bread
Q: How are tribal men and fry bread alike?
A: They're both round, brown and greasy!
Academic Buffalo
Q: What does a mother buffalo say to a boy buffalo when she sends him off to college?
A: Bye-son
Ice Fishing
Q: How do tribal people know when it's safe to go ice fishing?
A When all the white guys quit falling through.
Rich Tribal people
Q: How can you tell a rich tribal person from a poor tribal person?
A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks.
Photography
Q: Why is it so hard to take a group picture of a bunch of tribal people?
A: Cause when ya' say cheese they all line up.
Tribal Women's Creation Story
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone
to boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a
companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and
made man. That is why tribal women have flat butts and tribal men are
butt heads
Good Kissers
Q: Why are guys from the Dine' tribe such good kissers?
A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.