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Into the future..w/Kola, Mrs.Greg & Katrina....

Hooks

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Kola, Mrs. Greg and Katrina were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

About then an ole Jigs walked by, and Mrs. Greg yelled out, " bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

Ole' Jigs said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

Kola responded, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, Jigs dropped his drawers.

Then Katrina told him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, ole Jigs asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three ole gals happily yelled in unison--

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
 

jigs

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I turn 37 this November.......those three are invited to Kansas, and I will do the same routine.......and I don't care WHAT they guess as long as none of them have a tape measure
 

Mrs.Greg

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:D :D :D :D Good one Hooks. Funny,this weekend we got together with our best friends for thier 25th,anyway we were talking about when we get into the lodge the fun we'd have{we get a tad crazy at times} greg and Ron said theres no way they're going into the same home we're in...... :D

Bunny and I would for sure pull the above.
 

fedup2

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Same nursing home!
Jigs, Hooks, & Big Muddy are sitting out in the hallway whittling on sticks looking, kinda bored. Kola is in her room flipping channels on her TV going nuts with boredom. Pretty soon she hears all this screaming & yelling & looks at the TV in time to see a streaker running across the baseball diamond!

Kola says to herself, by golly, maybe that’s what this place needs to wake them up a little around here.
She takes all her clothes off and peeks out the door to make sure no one else is around except the 3 guys.
Then she runs down the hallway, past the guys as fast as she can to the outside door & then back to her room.

The 3 guys kept whittling and Hooks said, “ by golly, that sure looked a lot like our Kola”! Big Muddy said: “Yep, it sure did! What do you suppose that was, she was wearing?”
Jigs said: I don’t know, but it sure looked like it needed ironing! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

jigs

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fedup2 said:
Same nursing home!
Jigs, Hooks, & Big Muddy are sitting out in the hallway whittling on sticks looking, kinda bored. Kola is in her room flipping channels on her TV going nuts with boredom. Pretty soon she hears all this screaming & yelling & looks at the TV in time to see a streaker running across the baseball diamond!

Kola says to herself, by golly, maybe that’s what this place needs to wake them up a little around here.
She takes all her clothes off and peeks out the door to make sure no one else is around except the 3 guys.
Then she runs down the hallway, past the guys as fast as she can to the outside door & then back to her room.

The 3 guys kept whittling and Hooks said, “ by golly, that sure looked a lot like our Kola”! Big Muddy said: “Yep, it sure did! What do you suppose that was, she was wearing?”
Jigs said: I don’t know, but it sure looked like it needed ironing! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
nursing home my ass, that happened last week at the bar !!!!!
 

Hooks

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Jigs said: I don’t know, but it sure looked like it needed ironing

....and I thought that was just "distortion" caused by them Budweiser Binoculars....................... :shock:
 

greg

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Hooks said:
Jigs said: I don’t know, but it sure looked like it needed ironing

....and I thought that was just "distortion" caused by them Budweiser Binoculars....................... :shock:
:D I just am goin' to insist on havin' a cane to catch the nurses on the way by??
 

katrina

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:D :D :D :D Bravo :clap: :D :D :D :D

Jigs leans over and asks kola, "Do you remember
the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind
this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
you?"


Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do
it for old time's sake?"

"Jigs, you devil, that sounds like a crazy idea. Let's do it!"



A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and
chuckling to
himself, he thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against
a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.



So he follows them. The elderl y couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of
the tavern
and make their way to the fence.

The kola lifts her skirt and jigs drops his trousers. As she
leans against the
fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
and old age that he didn't know

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.


The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to
them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Still shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago
that wasn't

an electric fence!
 

jigs

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that was a dandy Katrina...... how many electric fences you got up there?????? Roscoe prolly adds 2 or 3 a day!!!!


and how come I keep getting hooked up with Kola??? is she really that easy???

she needs to send me a picture so I know who to look for as I cruise the street corners in Georgia!
 
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jigs said:
that was a dandy Katrina...... how many electric fences you got up there?????? Roscoe prolly adds 2 or 3 a day!!!!


and how come I keep getting hooked up with Kola??? is she really that easy???

she needs to send me a picture so I know who to look for as I cruise the street corners in Georgia!

jigs- Guess which one is Kola :???: :wink: :lol: :p

TINA26.jpg
 

kolanuraven

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jigs said:
that was a dandy Katrina...... how many electric fences you got up there?????? Roscoe prolly adds 2 or 3 a day!!!!


and how come I keep getting hooked up with Kola??? is she really that easy???

she needs to send me a picture so I know who to look for as I cruise the street corners in Georgia!



Well.....now see there where you'll get it all wrong. First off...out here in the boonies we have no ' streets'...let alone ' corners'!!!!! :lol: :lol:


Now if you're a ' corner man'.....you can get yerself hooked up on a corner in " hot 'Lanta" I'd say. And hooked up with lots of other ' fun' stuff also!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:



What's the matter jigsy? Have you grown to comfortable in this relationship? :wink:
 

jigs

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just wandering if we really are married.... I hear you complain a lot, and I ain't gettin any.....sounds like married to me!
 

Hooks

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just wandering if we really are married.... I hear you complain a lot, and I ain't gettin any.....sounds like married to me!

......now that's funny, I don't care who ya are................. :lol: :lol:
 

jigs

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Oldtimer said:
jigs said:
that was a dandy Katrina...... how many electric fences you got up there?????? Roscoe prolly adds 2 or 3 a day!!!!


and how come I keep getting hooked up with Kola??? is she really that easy???

she needs to send me a picture so I know who to look for as I cruise the street corners in Georgia!

jigs- Guess which one is Kola :???: :wink: :lol: :p

TINA26.jpg

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
Pray I make it through the nigh,
Lord let Kola be the one on the right.
 
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