Kola, Mrs. Greg and Katrina were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an ole Jigs walked by, and Mrs. Greg yelled out, " bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
Ole' Jigs said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
Kola responded, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, Jigs dropped his drawers.
Then Katrina told him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, ole Jigs asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three ole gals happily yelled in unison--
"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
About then an ole Jigs walked by, and Mrs. Greg yelled out, " bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
Ole' Jigs said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
Kola responded, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, Jigs dropped his drawers.
Then Katrina told him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, ole Jigs asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three ole gals happily yelled in unison--
"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"