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IRS audit

Cal

Well-known member
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the

books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the

Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with

the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back

to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of

candles.'



'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the

crumbs?'



'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to

trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them

back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box

of bread-wafers.'



'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all

Rabbi.

'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover

foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'


'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save

all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office,


and about once a year they send us a complete dick.
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
Oh wow. That was really funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

They must have sent them to the oval office too, cuz we
got a dick for a president, vice president and Harry Reid.
 
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