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Is bin laden Dead?

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Anonymous

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That's what some of the reports are. Of course, it's not the first time.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1538569,00.html

If it's true, I guess the dems will have to find something else to gripe about, other than the fact that we haven't caught him yet. Back to the war room for new campaign stragegy for them.

It would be my guess that Cheney and Halliburton probably figured out a way to get to him to poison him. That should be our official position, in any case.

I'd sure like to hear what dis has to say about it. I know she's reading this. You're to be commended on your self-discipline, Cupcake. :lol:
 

Red Robin

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At least she wasn't a cry baby. She could dish it out and take it. Her big problem was she was dishing out poison. Other than that she's probably close to harmless. :lol: Hello dearest Dis. :wink:
 
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Anonymous

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Red Robin said:
At least she wasn't a cry baby. She could dish it out and take it. Her big problem was she was dishing out poison. Other than that she's probably close to harmless. :lol: Hello dearest Dis. :wink:
This is very true. Even thought she is misinformed about many things of a political nature, she is quite outspoken and a very talented debater. All of our enemies are very fortunate to have her on their side.
 

Red Robin

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When you die from a water born illness are you still qualified for martyrdom? :lol: I hope the cockroaches are crawling out of his ears and nose , the sorry slime.
 
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Anonymous

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Red Robin said:
When you die from a water born illness are you still qualified for martyrdome? :lol: I hope the cockroaches are crawling out of his ears and nose , the sorry slime.
I guess he can still be a martyr, but all the virgins probably tell him, "NO WAY, Dude!"
 

Steve

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guess he can still be a martyr, but all the virgins probably tell him,

Please remember Muhammad was Illiterate, so when the Jewish scribe wrote the koran he might have slipped in a few spelling errors.....

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.

There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, ''How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!''

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, ''You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.''

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin, and said, ''This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!''

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said: ''It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!''

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph,
James Monroe, and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed
their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel
appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel, ''This is not what you promised me!''

The Angel replied, ''I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?''
 

IL Rancher

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lol.... Oh my... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Too many reports in the past of him being sick or near death only to have him show up on a Video preaching current events... If typhoid got him that is great although I still wish we had got him, would have been more satisfying.
 

passin thru

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Kola you would to if those bombs started going off around you like they did him
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Cal

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It may take a while to confirm. I'm geussing his natural smell may make it difficult to determine if he is actually dead or just taking a long nap.
 

Big Muddy rancher

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From what i heard they don't think he's dead cause if he was his many relatives would be lined up at the Saudi courts trying to claim his vast estate. Just another opinion on the news.
 
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