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hypocritexposer

Well-known member
A Mexican, an Arab,
and an Arizona girl are
in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with
the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl,
cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

she says,

'In Arizona ,
we have so many illegal aliens that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
 

Larrry

Well-known member
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about

Hoipe you libs have a speedy recovery :lol: :lol:
 

Larrry

Well-known member
I hate to impose on OT as he has always posted these, however he seems to be slippin a little lately

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween
mask.
--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.
--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a
penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers"
program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--- David Letterman
 

hopalong

Well-known member
You know oldtimer won't post a leno joke unbless it is a bash Bush joke :D :D :D
Heck oldtimer even thinks leon and obrian WRITE their own jokes :wink: :wink:
 
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