Trump's Medical Report Is More Insane Than His Campaign Somehow
Donald Trump’s doctor released a medical report so silly that when we asked the American Medical Association about its language, their spokesman started to laugh.
Donald Trump’s doctor appears to be just as bombastic as he is.
It’s the only conclusion to be drawn from a hilariously bizarre letter that the mogul’s doctor—Harold Bornstein—wrote about his yuuuugely terrific health. And the letter raises as many questions as it answers.
“It’s very odd for a doctor to say, ‘He’s had a complete medical examination that showed only positive results,’” said Jonathan Moreno, a professor of medical ethics at the University of Pennsylvania. “Normally a positive result in the language of medicine is not a good thing. Nonetheless, I will not accuse Dr. Bornstein of not writing his own letter.”
Bornstein also describes Trump’s “laboratory test results” as “astonishingly excellent” (without noting which tests were run). That is a weird thing to say, as not many doctors would describe themselves as “astonished” at their patient’s lab results.
The letter uses standard language to report that Trump is cancer-free and hasn’t had any significant surgeries. An interesting omission, however, in a letter that goes out of its way to praise Trump’s “extraordinary” strength and stamina is the status of those bone spurs that were so bad they kept him out of serving in Vietnam. Maybe they got better all on their own, as the report makes clear he’s never had any orthopedic surgeries.
And then it goes completely off the rails.
“If elected,” Bornstein writes, “Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
Reached for comment regarding this, a spokesperson at the American Medical Association just giggled.
But a witness told Fox News that Clinton stumbled off the curb, her "knees buckled" and she lost a shoe as she was helped into a van during her "unexpected early departure."
Five things every person should know about Parkinson’s disease:
People are typically diagnosed with Parkinson’s in their 60s. Early onset, such as Michael J. Fox’s, is rare.
The disease is not a death sentence. With new medications, a healthy diet and a good exercise regimen, those who are diagnosed with Parkinson’s can live upwards of 20 years and beyond.
Genetics may play a slight factor, but there is no known characteristic of who is most likely to develop the disease.
There is no definitive diagnosis of Parkinson’s disease until death. Physicians can anecdotally diagnosis it, but a definitive confirmation cannot be given until a brain biopsy is conducted. However, researchers are working to develop a test that could detect the disease years, even decades, before it presents.
Parkinson’s disease doesn’t kill you. Symptoms it causes can lead to problems that do – such as problems with swallowing leading to choking and pneumonia, or falling and breaking a bone or hitting the head, and then never fully recovering.
Traveler said:They're trying to pass it off as pneumonia, with no other explanation.......as her knees buckle? There were reports that something fell out of her pant leg......... gross. It'd take a Marine to retrieve that.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/11/clinton-has-health-episode-at-911-memorial-doctor-says-has-pneumonia.html
Five things every person should know about Parkinson’s disease:
People are typically diagnosed with Parkinson’s in their 60s. Early onset, such as Michael J. Fox’s, is rare.
The disease is not a death sentence. With new medications, a healthy diet and a good exercise regimen, those who are diagnosed with Parkinson’s can live upwards of 20 years and beyond.
Genetics may play a slight factor, but there is no known characteristic of who is most likely to develop the disease.
There is no definitive diagnosis of Parkinson’s disease until death. Physicians can anecdotally diagnosis it, but a definitive confirmation cannot be given until a brain biopsy is conducted. However, researchers are working to develop a test that could detect the disease years, even decades, before it presents.
Parkinson’s disease doesn’t kill you. Symptoms it causes can lead to problems that do – such as problems with swallowing leading to choking and pneumonia, or falling and breaking a bone or hitting the head, and then never fully recovering.
http://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/parkinsons-goes-prime-time-five-things-to-know-about-parkinsons-disease/
W.T said:Traveler said:They're trying to pass it off as pneumonia, with no other explanation.......as her knees buckle? There were reports that something fell out of her pant leg......... gross. It'd take a Marine to retrieve that.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/11/clinton-has-health-episode-at-911-memorial-doctor-says-has-pneumonia.html
Five things every person should know about Parkinson’s disease:
People are typically diagnosed with Parkinson’s in their 60s. Early onset, such as Michael J. Fox’s, is rare.
The disease is not a death sentence. With new medications, a healthy diet and a good exercise regimen, those who are diagnosed with Parkinson’s can live upwards of 20 years and beyond.
Genetics may play a slight factor, but there is no known characteristic of who is most likely to develop the disease.
There is no definitive diagnosis of Parkinson’s disease until death. Physicians can anecdotally diagnosis it, but a definitive confirmation cannot be given until a brain biopsy is conducted. However, researchers are working to develop a test that could detect the disease years, even decades, before it presents.
Parkinson’s disease doesn’t kill you. Symptoms it causes can lead to problems that do – such as problems with swallowing leading to choking and pneumonia, or falling and breaking a bone or hitting the head, and then never fully recovering.
http://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/parkinsons-goes-prime-time-five-things-to-know-about-parkinsons-disease/
She is experiencing something that money can't buy--loss of good health---sure, she can hire the best doctors, but even they
are limited as they are not GOD. She would do well to get her house in order, and I don't mean her assets.
Hell lets get the BIOPSY Why wait,.
Mike said:Maybe it's Mad Cow. (CJD)
Hillary Clinton needed to be physically helped up a moderate flight of stairs by her team of staffers and handlers,
She also fell in 2009 when she was going to President Obama’s White House, necessitating surgery.
Bill Clinton’s former medical aide, who was with Bill 24/7 after his heart surgery, has been at the side of Hillary Clinton for several months
*NOTE: ("Pill-rolling" is seen especially in the hands; this is fairly unique to Parkinson's disease. The term refers to the motion that a pharmacist uses to align a handful of pills before placing them in a bottle or, possibly, the motion used to roll a marble between the thumb and forefinger. Eventually the tremor becomes more generalized.)
Good idea, might be rabies.Brad S said:I don't wish illness on the hillbitch, but safety first, right? Hadn't we better send the head to kstate vet lab?
OMG we have a man with a plan... :lol: :lol: :lol:Brad S said:I don't wish illness on the hillbitch, but safety first, right? Hadn't we better send the head to kstate vet lab?
Big Muddy rancher said:Mike said:Maybe it's Mad Cow. (CJD)
Better get "Dr."Terry/ Flounder to check her over. :lol: