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It is soon to be Mothers day soooooo

nonothing

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I thought it would be fun for us all to think of our mothers and the decide witch T.V. moms were most like ours....

At first i thought of mrs huxable from the cosby show,but my mom was not so "in charge"so to speak.Even though mom was kind and somewhat catering she was no Edith Bunker,or June Cleaver....lol.She was very similar to Mary tyler Moore on the dick vandyke show,but a tad more adventurous.After a wee bit of thought i have decide my mother(though we never started a band) was close to the character of Mrs Shirley Partridge,from the partridge family show....

I had a good time doing this post,it made me think of my mom,and put a smile on my face...try it you will smile too i hope :D
 

Jinglebob

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I think my mom was mostly like Mrs. Simpson. Unlike Marge, she didn't have high piled blue hair, but she put up with us kids and dad. Pretty uncomplainingly, ,up toi a point and when you crossed that point6, then you were in trouble!

She's been gone 2 years now and I still miss her. :cry:
 

ranchwife

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Jinglebob said:
I think my mom was mostly like Mrs. Simpson. Unlike Marge, she didn't have high piled blue hair, but she put up with us kids and dad. Pretty uncomplainingly, ,up toi a point and when you crossed that point6, then you were in trouble!

She's been gone 2 years now and I still miss her. :cry:

sounds like my mom, JB!! She passed away 7 years ago april 15th at the age of 49 and I still miss her...having dad gone so far away makes it almost unbearable!! :cry:
 

jigs

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my mom was more like Samantha from Bewitched.......she had to have magical powers because she knew every knucklehead stunt I pulled and set the trap for me to convict myself!!!
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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I think my mom was a combination of Mrs. Clever and Lucille Ball.
She could be serious and stern, but then turn right around and be funnier than all git out. Sure do miss my mom.
 

fedup2

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Read this the other day. I can relate to many of these things.

Things My Mother Taught Me:

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home."

And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU...then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS.
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
 

Northern Rancher

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The things I remember most about my MOm are her singing 'Little Joe the Wrangler' to me and saying'There's No SUCH WORD AS CAN 'T'-she was a tough lady-had me on 8/10 and hauled all the grain from harvest that fall-no hoists in those days you shovelled the truck out.
 

Mrs.Greg

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My mother was from Scotland,moved here in her mid 20's.Because of that she did and said alot of things that made us giggle...I have to go with Lucille Ball!The number one thing I try hard to take with me throughout my life were these words she always said to us four children " Nobody in this world walks above or below you"! My mom passed away when I was 16 and the oldest...miss her to this day!
 

greg

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My MOM-the # 1 mom-She remindes me of-Marie on "every body loves raymond".She interfeers with best of intentions.But had 5 boys/1 girl,and did her job.And all 13 grandkids think she is best ever.All yu can ask for
 

jigs

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greg said:
My MOM-the # 1 mom-She remindes me of-Marie on "every body loves raymond".She interfeers with best of intentions.But had 5 boys/1 girl,and did her job.And all 13 grandkids think she is best ever.All yu can ask for

is Mrs Greg as hot as Deborah ??????
 

greg

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jigs said:
greg said:
My MOM-the # 1 mom-She remindes me of-Marie on "every body loves raymond".She interfeers with best of intentions.But had 5 boys/1 girl,and did her job.And all 13 grandkids think she is best ever.All yu can ask for

is Mrs Greg as hot as Deborah ??????
Yep,like a bantam rooster- and with same mother in law problems
 

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