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Its great to be a Canadian Immigrant

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Feb 10, 2005
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Southern Manitoba
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take the bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medic aid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, Canadian dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family, they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby -- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep the welfare
running here.
We think Canada
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
Not sure who is copying who, but we have a prettey darn good welfare down here to,

Do you have rental assistance ? :mad: :mad:

TANF temperary assistance to needy families ?:mad: :mad:

Foodstamps hidden in your Ag budget ? :mad: :mad:

I say give them a one way ticket back and ban them from coming back.... :arrow:
Good stuff there. In the US we have our own immigration problems, but the Mexican immigrants used to be all about hard work. I am told by a large feedlot owner that many of the new immigrants are scammers, unlike 25 years ago when they were great employees.
Lots of homegrown deadbeats out there too in both countries-lots of immigrants who pay taxes and hold jobs down too-one of the worst immigrants in our little Canadian town was some no good son of a buck who moved here from.....Wyoming lol.

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