A female Mountie pulled over a drunk Tulelake farmer driving down the back roads. She said to him, "You're under arrest; anything you say, can, and will be held against you."
Oh, man! That is a good one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If I ever get arrested by a female officer, I'm going to try that one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: