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Jeb Bush resigns!!!!

littlejoe

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the strongest sign to date that he intends to seek the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush has officially resigned his position as George W. Bush’s brother.
“No longer being related to his brother is a key step to clearing Jeb’s path to the nomination,” an aide said on New Year’s Day. “We expect his poll numbers to soar on this.”
According to the aide, the former Florida governor resigned his post as brother in a ten-minute phone call with George W. Bush, after which he blocked the former President’s phone number and e-mail address.
In an official statement, George W. Bush said that he “understands and supports” his former brother’s decision.
“If I were him, I would no longer be related to me either,” he said


This would also clear the way to prosecute war criminals/draft dodging cowards drunk bush, shotgun cheney and and 'thong' rumsfield.
 

Larrry

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) oldtimer, and littlejoe found in back of Ryder track engaged in acts with obama on top of a bunch of packets addressed to the FBI
 

Brad S

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Liarjoe advances more lies. At least he gave Borowitz credit. Not sure which is more pathetic, plagiarizing or quoting Borowitz.
 
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