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Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he
looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of
his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white and might
have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his
problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it
to Jesse and told him to drink it all.

Jesse did and replied, "that tasted like bull *#@+!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse you were a quart low".
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