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Mitt Romney Is Actually a Heartthrob Superhero, You Guys
Erin Gloria Ryan
Sep 26, 2012 1:00 PM
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Now that voters are losing confidence in Mitt Romney the Brilliant Businessman and Mitt Romney the Tough Statesman, the campaign can't exactly fall back on the old "he's nice!" trope — "nice" is hardly enough to excite voters enough to get them queueing up for the voting booth in the same numbers they queued up for Chick fil A Appreciation Day. So the campaign has enlisted a new strategy: tell grand legendary tales about the heroic soul largesse of their candidate, hoping that characterizing him as a combination of The Most Interesting Man in the World, Chuck Norris, Paul Bunyan, and Jesus can help people forget all that other, shitty stuff he's done and said. Are you ready for some LEGENDS OF MITT ROMNEY?
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Mitt Romney Is Actually a Heartthrob Superhero, You Guys
Erin Gloria Ryan
Sep 26, 2012 1:00 PM
comments follow
Now that voters are losing confidence in Mitt Romney the Brilliant Businessman and Mitt Romney the Tough Statesman, the campaign can't exactly fall back on the old "he's nice!" trope — "nice" is hardly enough to excite voters enough to get them queueing up for the voting booth in the same numbers they queued up for Chick fil A Appreciation Day. So the campaign has enlisted a new strategy: tell grand legendary tales about the heroic soul largesse of their candidate, hoping that characterizing him as a combination of The Most Interesting Man in the World, Chuck Norris, Paul Bunyan, and Jesus can help people forget all that other, shitty stuff he's done and said. Are you ready for some LEGENDS OF MITT ROMNEY?
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