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Jigs the farmer

katrina

Well-known member
A farmer named Jigs had a car accident. In court, the trucking
>>>company's fancy lawyer was questioning Jigs.
>>> "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked
>>>the lawyer.
>>> Jigs responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
>>>loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..."
>>> "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just
>>>answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
>>>fine!'?"
>>> Jigs said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I
>>>was
>>>driving down the road...."
>>> The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I am trying
>>>to
>>>establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
>>>told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now
>>>several
>>>weeks
>>>after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a
>>>fraud.
>>>Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>>> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Jig 's answer
>>>and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
>>>favorite
>>>cow, Bessie".
>>> Jigs thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I
>>>had
>>>just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving
>>>her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
>>>sign and
>>>smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
>>>Bessie
>>>was
>>>thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.
>>>However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
>>>terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway
>>>Patrolman
>>>came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went
>>>over to
>>>her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out
>>>his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>>> Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked
>>>at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"
>>>
>>> "Now what the heck would you say?"
 

jigs

Well-known member
well, that story would be a little more believable if it were not named Bessie.

most of the cows I name are &%&#*%$&$# or (&*&^&%%$.
 
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