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Jigs! What Happened??

loomixguy

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Met your brother today. Although he drove that Big Red Pete w/the MildCat on the hood and wore both a MildCat cap & T-shirt, he was a truly nice guy, not the radical Husker Hata his brother is. He's not too follically challenged, and he actually looked taller than 5'8". He needed a shave, but not as bad as some MildCat fans I know, and, hs pilot skills getting through my gate really impressed me. Most WheatHeads would have just plowed through the gate and laid over anything close to the trailer. :evil:

The fact he thought my hay was the best looking grass hay he'd seen this year also led me to believe he actually had some intelligence, too! Then when the customer who bought the hay sight unseen calls me up and tells me it was the nicest grass hay he'd ever seen, let alone bought, that really made my day! :D

Which leads me to have to ask....do the two of you share the same father...or the same mother? No way in hell you share both parents...if you do, did your parents ever explain to you the accident that must have befallen you? Dropped on your haid? Fetal alcohol? Mom smoke 3 packs of KOOLS a day? Meth/crack baby? Oxygen deprived/drowned? SOMETHING had to have happened, but they probly didn't tell you so as not to hurt your feelings. 8)

Anyway, your brother struck me as a nice guy. Makes me wonder jst what happened to you..... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

jigs

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well,let me sumerize this in a quick easy way...my brother is gay. I am not.... I guess he did to you, what you asked me to do,and I refused, and there-fore, you like him more..... since you both are happily married, I assume you will not be having a civil union, and will just meet occasionally for a gay romp in the hay.


got my new Pete almost ready to roll...just need the Powercat on the side.
 

loomixguy

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I also think he's big enough to kick your azz, so you better watch your mouth....I still have his number on my phone and could direct him to this site and thread.

Anyway, you answered my question. You WERE dropped on your haid as an infant. :lol:

I would also suggest a good long hot shower followed by a nice, close shave. Time for you to wash away the gay. :wink: Your hero Barney Frank doesn't come across as swishy as you! :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

jigs

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I tell you what, after spending a few days in the Franklin community, I think they are a tad better society than the riff raff of Webster county....must be that long tradition of homosexuality dating back to you idol, Willa Cather!
 

loomixguy

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There you go again, listening intently to your Cousin Mary talk about Willa. :shock:

As far as Franklin/Franklin County goes, there are some fine folks there. Just not many of 'em. :wink:

I'm glad your brother finally got to see what really good grass hay looks like. He just had to be in Nebraska to see it! 8)
 

jigs

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my cousin Mary / your mistress...6 of one, half dozen of the other.... :shock:

he said it was some pretty swwet grass, but I just picked up 6 loads of some even better grass near Esbon yesterday.....might be the first time I sell grass for $200 / ton !!

he did ask me how well I knew you....told me your first few comments and I laughed...said " I would expect nothing less from my good buddy and Montana Sherriff supporter from Red Cloud " :wink:
 

loomixguy

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I can't think you picked up grass around Esbon or anywhere else that was any better than mine. As good? Possible. Better? Doubtful.
 

loomixguy

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jigs said:
of course it was better....raised by a good KSU grad

That right there is grounds for a significant dock on the price! :wink: :shock:

But since I talked to you a bit ago and I know whose hay it was, I'll let it slide....this time! :lol: 8)
 
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