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Jinglebob and his swimming dugout

Mrs.Greg

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Jinglebob had owned a large farm for several years.
> He had a large dugout in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
> One evening Jinglebob decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women

skinny- dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

Jinglebob frowned, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
naked.
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Jinglebob can still think fast.
 

Soapweed

Well-known member
Cute story, Mrs. Greg, and ol' Jinglebob didn't even get upset when you inferred that he lived on a "farm." He must be in a good mood. :wink: :)
 

Ranchy

Well-known member
I knew I liked JingleBobby........he's like my daddy!!!!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: (My dad never lets the truth get in the way of a good story......... :twisted: )
 

Jinglebob

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Ranchy said:
I knew I liked JingleBobby........he's like my daddy!!!!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: (My dad never lets the truth get in the way of a good story......... :twisted: )

Unfortunatley, I DO let the truth get in the way of a good story.

I might BS a little, but I don't lie. And I don't like those who suggest that I do. :x
 
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