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JOKE.... Daddy how was I born?????

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katrina

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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!" :D
 

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Yes Mike.....Got done about 1:00 am Wednesday morning. 250 acres of alfalfla swathed and baled in six days.... Not bad for an old woman and a couple of kids. My hubby finished the sunflowers Thursday. I have three cows in standing heat this morning so it never slows down. How's your refreshment supply holding out??? I'm glad you sent my container back. I don't know how long it takes to eat that much mayonaise, but it is a while.
Stay cool Mike.....
 

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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!"

And the moral of the story is.................. If you don't want to recieve unwanted "pop-ups", best stay off-line and just "double-click your mouse". :wink:
 

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