Joke: Doctors

[Twister Frost]

A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and
... in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

... The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we
take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and
in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we
take out half of the heart from a person;
we put it into another person's chest, and
in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in the USA , about 2 years ago,
we grabbed a person from Kenya
with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
President of the United States , and now.......
the whole damn country is looking for work.

I know it's "drive-by posting," but I thought it was funny enough to share, but have too much work to get done to stay on here and read posts!!

And then I posted in the wrong area---happens every time I try to be in a hurry!

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

we'll let it slide this time. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: