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A tiger in the City Zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing, isn't it?" "No way, " said the keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why, just an hour ago it dragged a Nebraska Cornhusker fan into the cage and completely devoured him." "That hardly seems possible, " said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its butt?" "The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
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