Can't let a good joke go unanswered..... :wink:
One fall day, Martha was out raking leaves when she noticed a hearse slowly drive by. It was followed by a woman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 women in single file.
Intrigued, Martha went up to the woman following the hearse and asked her who was in the hearse.
“My husband,” the woman replied.
“I’m sorry,” said Martha. What happened to him?
“My dog bit him and he died.”
Martha thought about this for a while. She finally asked the woman, “Can I borrow your dog? ”
To which the woman replied, “Get in line. “