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Joke of the Year !

burnt

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. . . and you thought a visit from a couple of SS guys was scary? I be watching for a flock of very angry girls comin up to your front door . . .

:wink:
 

kris

Well-known member
burnt said:
. . . and you thought a visit from a couple of SS guys was scary? I be watching for a flock of very angry girls comin up to your front door . . .

:wink:

HMMMMM....LADIES??? NEED HIS COORDINATES IN MY CAR'S GPS AND THEN ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO RIDE ALONG JUST FOR FUN!!!
 

Kato

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Can't let a good joke go unanswered..... :wink:


One fall day, Martha was out raking leaves when she noticed a hearse slowly drive by. It was followed by a woman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 women in single file.

Intrigued, Martha went up to the woman following the hearse and asked her who was in the hearse.

“My husband,” the woman replied.
“I’m sorry,” said Martha. What happened to him?
“My dog bit him and he died.”

Martha thought about this for a while. She finally asked the woman, “Can I borrow your dog? ”

To which the woman replied, “Get in line. “
 

jigs

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kris said:
burnt said:
. . . and you thought a visit from a couple of SS guys was scary? I be watching for a flock of very angry girls comin up to your front door . . .

:wink:

HMMMMM....LADIES??? NEED HIS COORDINATES IN MY CAR'S GPS AND THEN ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO RIDE ALONG JUST FOR FUN!!!

bring some of those cookies you bake, and a bottle of Crown.... maybe we can negotiate! :wink:
 

MsSage

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jigs I am all for a road trip..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh did I tell you they have my hormones so messed up right now. The ones that work have drove my BP up to 170/ 90 so now we are off the hormones and the rage and heat and the mood swings and the want to kill anything that walks is BACK.........
 

Trinity man

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That a good one Jiggs. This thread shows it is so true about women to. I just wish they would march to Washington at that time of the month. Washington would never be the same. :wink:


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