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montana cowgurl

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but
I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answe red the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before
we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
 

Hanta Yo

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Jus' cuz you're my daughter, and I'm really glad you are getting the "gist" of things....

:lol2: :lol2: :nod: :nod: :clap: :clap:
 

HAY MAKER

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Hanta Yo said:
Jus' cuz you're my daughter, and I'm really glad you are getting the "gist" of things....

:lol2: :lol2: :nod: :nod: :clap: :clap:

Yup,you are bringing that girl up right hanta :wink: .................good luck
PS Better head upstairs,for I get in trouble :D
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

HAYMAKER
I think it would be "fore", not for. for is as in, here, this is FOR you. Fore is, I better go to bed FORE my parents find otu, which i am going to do right now. lol
 

HAY MAKER

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greg said:
yup kid think both you and hayseed should go to bed "Fore" you both get in trouble.Later kid!

And I think you, Mr egg should mind his own buisness "for" you get in trouble :wink: ...................good luck............good nite.
 

Big Muddy rancher

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HAY MAKER said:
greg said:
yup kid think both you and hayseed should go to bed "Fore" you both get in trouble.Later kid!

And I think you, Mr egg should mind his own buisness "for" you get in trouble :wink: ...................good luck............good nite.


Touchy Touchy, What you mad cause Angus had to give you a english lesson ?
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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Big Muddy rancher said:
HAY MAKER said:
greg said:
yup kid think both you and hayseed should go to bed "Fore" you both get in trouble.Later kid!

And I think you, Mr egg should mind his own buisness "for" you get in trouble :wink: ...................good luck............good nite.


Touchy Touchy, What you mad cause Angus had to give you a english lesson ?

I thinl its cause i schooled him in his own toungue and french... a 13 yr. old. lmao. Dad diddnt catch me cause he was in the city yet. lol. but after i left i was opn the phone.

That would be mr.greg to you haymaker
 

HAY MAKER

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Big Muddy rancher said:
HAY MAKER said:
greg said:
yup kid think both you and hayseed should go to bed "Fore" you both get in trouble.Later kid!

And I think you, Mr egg should mind his own buisness "for" you get in trouble :wink: ...................good luck............good nite.


Touchy Touchy, What you mad cause Angus had to give you a english lesson ?


No, french I dont wanna be reminded about that canadian hussie that was learnin me french,I dont think she could speak french much less teach it,never did learn anythang,well maybe a couple words,truth be known she was'nt from Quebec at all,probably from saskatchewan
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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HAY MAKER said:
Big Muddy rancher said:
HAY MAKER said:
And I think you, Mr egg should mind his own buisness "for" you get in trouble :wink: ...................good luck............good nite.


Touchy Touchy, What you mad cause Angus had to give you a english lesson ?


No, french I dont wanna be reminded about that canadian hussie that was learnin me french,I dont think she could speak french much less teach it,never did learn anythang,well maybe a couple words,truth be known she was'nt from Quebec at all,probably from saskatchewan

Are you talking about ME like that??!! lol. Im a guy, member??!!
 

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