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katrina

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There was this pastor in a church in the country. The first week the pastor preached his sermon for about 25 minutes.
The second Sunday the pastor preached his sermon for about 18 minutes. After delivering his sermon he announced that the reason his sermon was sorter was because his gums were sore and hurting from his rotten teeth.

The third Sunday the pastor preached his sermon for about 10 minutes. After delivering his sermon he announced that his gums wee still sore because he was trying to get used to his new dentures.

The fourth Sunday the pastor preached his sermon for about 65 minutes. After delivering his sermon he announced that his gums were all better now, but he has mistakenly taken his wife’s dentures that morning and just could not stop talking!
 

Martin Jr.

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There was a story about a priest here in Valentine (he was here for 50 years, from 1906 until he died in in the fifty's)
As the railroad always prided itself on being on time, Father Blaere would finish his sermon when he heard the train whistle as it came into town. One day the train was late, so his sermon was extra long.
 

Soapweed

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A guy came from a very large family, and had a multitude of brothers and sisters. He figured he knew why that happened. He said the house he grew up in was right by the railroad track. The train came through every morning at 4 o'clock and woke everyone up. Since his mother was very hard of hearing, he always supposed his dad would say, "Well, do you want to go back to sleep or what?" The deaf mother would answer, "Whaaaaat?" :wink: :)
 

Frank in West Dakota

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Soapweed said:
A guy came from a very large family, and had a multitude of brothers and sisters. He figured he knew why that happened. He said the house he grew up in was right by the railroad track. The train came through every morning at 4 o'clock and woke everyone up. Since his mother was very hard of hearing, he always supposed his dad would say, "Well, do you want to go back to sleep or what?" The deaf mother would answer, "Whaaaaat?" :wink: :)
Soap, just where did you hear that joke? :lol:
Wouldn't happen to have been at a rodeo?
By a clown with a green hat?
 

Soapweed

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Frank in West Dakota said:
Soapweed said:
A guy came from a very large family, and had a multitude of brothers and sisters. He figured he knew why that happened. He said the house he grew up in was right by the railroad track. The train came through every morning at 4 o'clock and woke everyone up. Since his mother was very hard of hearing, he always supposed his dad would say, "Well, do you want to go back to sleep or what?" The deaf mother would answer, "Whaaaaat?" :wink: :)
Soap, just where did you hear that joke? :lol:
Wouldn't happen to have been at a rodeo?
By a clown with a green hat?

Can't quite remember. :wink:

What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit?

This won't take long, did it?
 

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