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There was this pastor in a church in the country. The first week the pastor preached his sermon for about 25 minutes.
The second Sunday the pastor preached his sermon for about 18 minutes. After delivering his sermon he announced that the reason his sermon was sorter was because his gums were sore and hurting from his rotten teeth.

The third Sunday the pastor preached his sermon for about 10 minutes. After delivering his sermon he announced that his gums wee still sore because he was trying to get used to his new dentures.

The fourth Sunday the pastor preached his sermon for about 65 minutes. After delivering his sermon he announced that his gums were all better now, but he has mistakenly taken his wife’s dentures that morning and just could not stop talking!
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