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katrina

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An old lady was standing at the railing

of the cruise ship holding her hat tight

so that it would not blow away in the wind.




A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam.

I do not intend to be forward

but did you know that your dress

is blowing up in this high wind?"




"Yes, I know," said the lady.

"I need both my hands

to hold onto this hat."




"But madam, you must know that

you are not wearing any panties

and your privates are exposed!"

said the gentleman in earnest.




The woman looked down,

then back up at the man

and replied,

"Sir, everything you see down there

is 85 years old....



I just bought this hat yesterday!"
 

passin thru

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I am sure I will, you see I have to recover the same way after I take a shower and look in the mirror. :lol:
 

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IM still tryin ta figger out why she did'nt have any bloomers on :shock: ...............good luck
 

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Dolly and Gertrude were sitting in the lounge at the Care Home, when little old Mr Smith came in. Dolly said to Gertrude, "I bet I can get him to drop his drawers."

Gertrude said, "OK, I'll bet fifty dollars".

Dolly stopped Mr. Smith before he sat down and said, "I bet you one hundred dollars that I can guess how old you are."

Mr Smith was surprised. "Now how can you do that?"

Dolly told him that all he had to do was drop his drawers, and she could tell how old he was just by looking.

He needed some cash, so decided it was a pretty safe bet. Down went the drawers!

Dolly announced "You are 93 years old".

"That's right!" Mr Smith exclaimed, as Gertrude handed Dolly her fifty dollar winnings. "How did you know that?"

Dolly responded "You told me yesterday"
 

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Maple Leaf Angus said:
HAY MAKER said:
IM still tryin ta figger out why she did'nt have any bloomers on :shock: ...............good luck

Hay Maker, try not to let yer mind dwell on it too long.


Dont worry about it baldy :D :D :D .............good luck
 

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