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Joke

katrina

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> mug of coffee.
>
> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
> buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every
> where, then just walks out.
>
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
> and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
>
> (Hang on; this is really good...)
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
> position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
> bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
 

Kato

Well-known member
Do you know why they have a dotted line painted down the middle of the hallways in government buildings????
















So the employees leaving early don't collide with the ones coming in late.
:roll:
 

Kato

Well-known member
How about this one.

Why don't government employees look out the window in the morning?













They have to leave something for themselves to do in the afternoon.
 

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