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EmptyPockets

Well-known member
Cleaned out my email last night and thought I'd share these jokes before deleting them. Might be one a person hadn't seen.





Hot and Cold sex


After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man:
"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any
medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man.
"After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then
after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually
hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical
concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an
unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold
and chilly after having sex with you the first time,
and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do
you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually in January and the second time
is in August."



>>
>>Subject: Three surgeons were playing golf
>>
>>
>>Three surgeons were playing golf.
>>
>>1st bragged: I treated a concert pianist who lost 7 fingers in an
>>accident; I sewed them back on and last month he gave a private concert to
>>the President.
>>
>>2nd Followed: That's Nothing! I treated a man who lost an arm and both
>>legs; I fixed HIM up and last month he won three gold medals for
>>gymnastics at the Olympics.
>>
>>3rd concluded with: Fellas, that's all good, but it doesn't even come
>>close to my work... Two years ago I was given a difficult case. A woman
>>riding a horse full speed, was hit broadside by a locomotive at 60 mph.
>>All I had left to work with was fist full of blond hair and a horses ass.
>>I put the two together and now she's a senator from New York!
>



> > >>A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of South Dakota

> > >>when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came

> > >>along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up

> > >>behind him on the horse and then rode off.

> > >>The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the

> > >>Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed

> > >>from the surrounding hills.

> > >>When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service

station,

> > >>yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.

> > >>What did you do to get that Indian so excited?"

> > >>asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman

> > >>answered. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around

> > >>his waist,and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

> > >>Lady," the attendant said shaking his head, "Indians don't use saddles."

> > >>

> > >>

> > >>








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Soapweed

Well-known member
Do Indians' breech-clouts have pockets, or could they be assumed to have "empty pockets," too? Inquiring minds want to know. :???: :? :wink: :)
 
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