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What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin'
Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated
Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii?
A: Moo- moos
Q: What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: "It's just an udder day"
Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
A: A cattle-lack!
Q: What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
A: A cattle-lack!
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