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The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, your ever-faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, and I want a divorce!"

The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."

"Hmm, I don't know. Well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you unfaithful pig!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While I was driving home, this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her, so defenseless that I allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed, and very dirty. She cried that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn't eat because you are afraid that you will gain weight. The poor little thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty, I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I put them in the trash. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years. The ones you can no longer wear because they're too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse I gave to you on our anniversary. The one you don't wear because I don't have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas. The one that you won't wear just to annoy her. And I gave her the boots that you bought at that expensive boutique. The ones you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we reached the door, she turned, and with tears streaming from her eyes, she asked me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

















Sliding Down the Banister of Life


Some tidbits for you as you as you slide down the banister of life.........

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.

5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the
drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

6. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling, too.

7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

8. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a
large trash can.

9. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me
off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

10. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for
Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned
building.

11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was
and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies
could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said,
"Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

12. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

13. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never
point the wrong way
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