V_Key
Well-known member
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
- Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
- The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her ****.
- Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war..
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
- Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
- Men's Restroom
The House of Representatives
Washington DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from
employee performance evaluations:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a - - - rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet."
6. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
8. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together."
12. "A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
15. "He's been working with glue too much."
16. "He would argue with a signpost."
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
21. "A prime candidate for natural DE-selection."
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
24 "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
26. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
28. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
- Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
- The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her ****.
- Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war..
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
- Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
- Men's Restroom
The House of Representatives
Washington DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from
employee performance evaluations:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a - - - rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet."
6. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
8. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together."
12. "A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
15. "He's been working with glue too much."
16. "He would argue with a signpost."
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
21. "A prime candidate for natural DE-selection."
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
24 "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
26. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
28. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
