hypocritexposer
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IT’S NOT TOO LATE!
The end of summer rapidly approaches, but there is still time for your child's indoctrination at Kamp Obama!
At Kamp Obama we educate young skulls full of mush in such progressive activities as groupthink, activism, denunciations, and show trials. From Marx and Engels to Alinsky and Ayers, your child will learn the best tactics, thinking techniques, and viewpoints.
In addition to fun, your child will be trained in the following useful skills that he, she, or it will need as a progressive adult:
* Pie Throwing
* Bullying
* Shout Down
* Physical Intimidation
* In Your Face
* Punch Twice As Hard
* The Chicago Way
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Kamp Obama's secret of success is a scientifically measured formula that associates pleasure with awareness in all areas of social and economic justice, as evidenced by the following useful activities:
DIY Raft Building
Soon this country will no longer be the shining light on the hill; those wishing to escape Marxism have nowhere to go. Homemade raft building is expected to become the fastest growing recreational sport and a useful way to unload all those GM and Chrysler cars the government owns.
Found Objects Shelter
Learn to build eco-friendly shelters from found objects! Course instructor is the President's own brother George, who lives in just such a structure even today. He will teach your child the benefits of living in a non-imperialistic socialist third world country.
First Aid and Basic Surgery
Socialized healthcare is just around the corner and with it comes extended waiting periods for medical care. So it’s important that all progressive citizens have a working knowledge of most procedures. At Kamp Obama your child will receive training in self-surgery and many other useful cost cutting measures.
Campfire Sing-A-Longs
Every night all campers will gather around the fire to roast tofu wieners and sing a recommended number of progressive songs:
* This Land is Not Your Land, You Blood-Sucking Capitalist Pig.
* He Ain’t Heavy, He’s Big Brother
* If I Had a Hammer and a Sickle
* Obama’s Got the Whole World in His Hand
* New York Times, They Are Never Changin’
* Where Have All the Republicans Gone
Your child's awareness will skyrocket after playing these fun games:
* Leap Prog
* Pin the Tail on the Running Dog
* Hide, Seek, N Report
* Hot Beet
* Shovel-Ready Races
After two weeks of vigorous re-programming your child will return as a well-trained prog, ready to beat, bully, and shout down any and all crazed right-wing protesters.
If standard public school indoctrination isn’t enough for your troubled kid - if you child is still acting out, showing signs of free thinking and individually - Kamp Obama might just be the answer.
The end of summer rapidly approaches, but there is still time for your child's indoctrination at Kamp Obama!
At Kamp Obama we educate young skulls full of mush in such progressive activities as groupthink, activism, denunciations, and show trials. From Marx and Engels to Alinsky and Ayers, your child will learn the best tactics, thinking techniques, and viewpoints.
In addition to fun, your child will be trained in the following useful skills that he, she, or it will need as a progressive adult:
* Pie Throwing
* Bullying
* Shout Down
* Physical Intimidation
* In Your Face
* Punch Twice As Hard
* The Chicago Way
~
Kamp Obama's secret of success is a scientifically measured formula that associates pleasure with awareness in all areas of social and economic justice, as evidenced by the following useful activities:
DIY Raft Building
Soon this country will no longer be the shining light on the hill; those wishing to escape Marxism have nowhere to go. Homemade raft building is expected to become the fastest growing recreational sport and a useful way to unload all those GM and Chrysler cars the government owns.
Found Objects Shelter
Learn to build eco-friendly shelters from found objects! Course instructor is the President's own brother George, who lives in just such a structure even today. He will teach your child the benefits of living in a non-imperialistic socialist third world country.
First Aid and Basic Surgery
Socialized healthcare is just around the corner and with it comes extended waiting periods for medical care. So it’s important that all progressive citizens have a working knowledge of most procedures. At Kamp Obama your child will receive training in self-surgery and many other useful cost cutting measures.
Campfire Sing-A-Longs
Every night all campers will gather around the fire to roast tofu wieners and sing a recommended number of progressive songs:
* This Land is Not Your Land, You Blood-Sucking Capitalist Pig.
* He Ain’t Heavy, He’s Big Brother
* If I Had a Hammer and a Sickle
* Obama’s Got the Whole World in His Hand
* New York Times, They Are Never Changin’
* Where Have All the Republicans Gone
Your child's awareness will skyrocket after playing these fun games:
* Leap Prog
* Pin the Tail on the Running Dog
* Hide, Seek, N Report
* Hot Beet
* Shovel-Ready Races
After two weeks of vigorous re-programming your child will return as a well-trained prog, ready to beat, bully, and shout down any and all crazed right-wing protesters.
If standard public school indoctrination isn’t enough for your troubled kid - if you child is still acting out, showing signs of free thinking and individually - Kamp Obama might just be the answer.