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KATRINA,GET YOUR TRACK SHOES

katrina

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Haymaker, We are drier than a popcorn fart here... Yess ser ree I'm a gonna have to scramble to the barn......... Fat flappin in the breeze........
 

HAY MAKER

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katrina said:
Haymaker, We are drier than a popcorn fart here... Yess ser ree I'm a gonna have to scramble to the barn......... Fat flappin in the breeze........

I dont believe you,probably a petite lil thang,say you better watch the hired help when you run,be hard to explain ta Roscoe that you were just tryin ta make it rain,if one of them gave chase :shock: ...........good luck
 

katrina

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Petite.......What's petite?? There is nothing petite with me..... No hired help so it's safe to scramble... On your Mark, get set, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
 

HAY MAKER

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katrina said:
Petite.......What's petite?? There is nothing petite with me..... No hired help so it's safe to scramble... On your Mark, get set, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

Well I say ole Roscoe is a lucky man ta have a pretty girl like you helpin him,besides a smart man gets to a certain age that see's differnt,he understands a woman that acts like a lady in public,and a friend lover and companion at home,that can plow, bale,and work cattle,is mighty speacial...........good luck
 

katrina

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Whoa........Old boy... You're laying it on pretty thick don't ya think??? I got my shortie boots on..
Naw you're a good egg haymaker...
Are you ready to sprint to the barn??? I say we go at the same time... Then we can tell each other how it was... Name the time...
 

HAY MAKER

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katrina said:
Whoa........Old boy... You're laying it on pretty thick don't ya think??? I got my shortie boots on..
Naw you're a good egg haymaker...
Are you ready to sprint to the barn??? I say we go at the same time... Then we can tell each other how it was... Name the time...

Next time Mike visits,maybe I can talk him into swinging thru TX and takin me along,then we will see about this barn race stuff,but IM gonna hafta at least have on my long handles, boots & hat :wink: ..............good luck
 

katrina

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Okay........You got a deal Haymaker.......
Mike, Say blue toungue!!!!!!!!!! Yes I'm still paying for that damn transmission......
 

Mike

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Haymaker if you'll ride with me, I'll take you all the way to Canada and we'll stay a few days and visit..............................
 
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Anonymous

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Haymaker- Katrina-- I may be joining you both in your "birthday suit bash" if it stays like today.....Went to the sales ring to see what the pairs and late calvers were selling for ... 94 when I got there at noon - 97 with a 30 mph hot wind out of the north blowing when I left 2 hours later...Won't take much of this to burn things up fast if we don't get any moisture...... Supposed to stay like this thru Tuesday......

If this weekends Miles City Bucking Horse sale doesn't bring rain- then I'm not sure if anything will work :wink:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Soooooo..........that'ssssss why Haymaker keeps gettin just lil sprinkles and near misses.......he's sprintin in his long jons. Ya gotta go whole hog Haymaker to get a good soakin to come yer way........The less ya got on the more it's gonna rain. The longer ya stay out there dashin around, the longer the rain storm will last.......

I'm thankin ya could use one of them week long slow steady rains....don'tcha thank? Means yer gonna hafta git busy streakin.

Just don't run in circles...we dont need no more Hurricanes :p
 

HAY MAKER

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Mike said:
Haymaker if you'll ride with me, I'll take you all the way to Canada and we'll stay a few days and visit..............................

That sounds good ,let me talk big dummie from big beaver inta keepin Miss Tam civil ,she can get pretty mean you know.............good luck
 

HAY MAKER

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the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
Soooooo..........that'ssssss why Haymaker keeps gettin just lil sprinkles and near misses.......he's sprintin in his long jons. Ya gotta go whole hog Haymaker to get a good soakin to come yer way........The less ya got on the more it's gonna rain. The longer ya stay out there dashin around, the longer the rain storm will last.......

I'm thankin ya could use one of them week long slow steady rains....don'tcha thank? Means yer gonna hafta git busy streakin.

Just don't run in circles...we dont need no more Hurricanes :p

ha ha Lilly,if I could make it rain by runnin ta the barn nekid,I would already be signing hay customers,no it has ta be a pretty girl streakin ta make it rain,and since Katrina is so far away,maybe I can find one closer ?got any ideas ? :D ................good luck
 

Big Muddy rancher

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Talk about Haymaker runnin naked to do a rain dance reminds me of Sugarlands new " Down in Mississippi" Something about "Asses and Elbows" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Hey now....we aint talkin sprintin around nekid wif a buddy. We's talkin when no one's lookin, runnin out there doin a rain dance.......then zippin back in the house...or barn...lol

And I wouldn't know bout "Brokeback Mountain" I'm not gonna watch it to find out either.
 

Manitoba_Rancher

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Northern Rancher said:
Did it make it rain on 'Brokeback Mountain'-that's what I'm wondering-I'd just as soon drought out.

I think I would sooner be in a drought also than see Haymaker streaking naked to the barn.... :shock: Betcha if ole haymaker starts running around naked in his yard drunk as a bluejay wont be too long til the neighbors have him locked up for a bit in a rubber room.. :lol: :lol:
 
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