You guys are a hoot!!!!!! Lilly is right... All ya have to do, by yourself is walk fast, hobble or run like a deer to the barn.... The rain gods will smile and it will rain... Prove me wrong.....
Get a little fresh air where there hasn't been fresh air for a while... Tie those boobies in a knot and scamper. Guys, throw that p***** over your shoulder or make a necktie( three wraps and a hooey.) and parade to the barn. No one has to know..