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Katy How is your butt darling????

IL Rancher

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Ohhhhhh someone's in trouble... I don't have to worry about momma chewing my butt off, now, I gotta dodge the wife from time to time when I have f'd up yet again..
 

Judith

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Probably the swelling :)

I couldnt find her the sheet she asked for ( to hide under) and was wide open when momma came home last night.
 

Mrs.Greg

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Katy sweetie,were you acting like a typical teenage girl again????? Have Judith and I taught you nothing?? Wait a minute I thought about it,tell your mom Judy and I are sorry and we'll never do it again :cry: :wink:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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OldDog/NewTricks said:
Just Looks BIG to me!

Yeah well im proude of my big butt, more cushin for the pushin!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

Mrs. Greg I told her and She Just lughed!! and Judith thanks for embarassin me on a public website! I love ya! and revenge will be mine!! :twisted:


Katy
 

Judith

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O dear, where can I hide :shock: Jingles could you please ask the missus if an outlaw can come for dinner :)


Mrs. Greg, I'm shocked! You arent supposed to give her ideas!
 

Mrs.Greg

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Judith said:
O dear, where can I hide :shock: Jingles could you please ask the missus if an outlaw can come for dinner :)


Mrs. Greg, I'm shocked! You arent supposed to give her ideas!
:shock: Who me,I would never stoop low enough to help anyone take revenge on you sweetie :pretty:

Judith...remember the time you were horse camped at Banff,and you ate too many campfire beans,had to make the mad dash to the outdoor facilities in the buff...half way back those REALLY,REALLY cute wardens rode into camp???? I promice I won't tell Katy that true unmade-up story about you{angel emoticon inserted}
 

Jinglebob

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Judith said:
O dear, where can I hide :shock: Jingles could you please ask the missus if an outlaw can come for dinner :)


Mrs. Greg, I'm shocked! You arent supposed to give her ideas!

Bertter an outlaw than an inlaw. :wink:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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Mrs.Greg said:
Judith said:
O dear, where can I hide :shock: Jingles could you please ask the missus if an outlaw can come for dinner :)


Mrs. Greg, I'm shocked! You arent supposed to give her ideas!
:shock: Who me,I would never stoop low enough to help anyone take revenge on you sweetie :pretty:

Judith...remember the time you were horse camped at Banff,and you ate too many campfire beans,had to make the mad dash to the outdoor facilities in the buff...half way back those REALLY,REALLY cute wardens rode into camp???? I promice I won't tell Katy that true unmade-up story about you{angel emoticon inserted}


Judy Judy Judy, what is up with that?? :eek: have you not learnt anything about them beans and jeeze girl who walks around in the bush buff?? must have been pretty embarasing!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


Katy
 

Mrs.Greg

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It had to have been...those wardens were in camp to restock the empty TP container and the rose bush she tried to use had thorns,so guess what the wardens did for the next half hour :shock:
 

IL Rancher

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Now now Kay.. Be nice to pookie or I will have to reveal the contents of your deleted message :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Judith

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Mrs. G, reminds me of a story :) This one is true!

I had a lovely young lady working for me and she appeared at work one day covered head to toe in bruises! I asked what happened and here is the story as she told it.

It appears that her and her beau were camping, they had enjoyed one to many adult beverages. Come bedtime they decided to sleep in the raw ( Why Im not sure as I have yet to do anything naked) Any how our young heroine decides to sleep in the top bunk of the trailer. As most of you young listeners know there is a rail on these units for good reason. Anyhow she has to get up to tend to the call of nature in the middle of the night. Ms. M misses the rail and tumbles clear out the DOOR. ( OMG I am laughing so hard I can hardly type) Well dag gum aint we always camped right beside a campsite full of young gorgeous soccer players :shock: Apparently they did come to her aid, so chivalry is not dead
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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Judith said:
Mrs. G, reminds me of a story :) This one is true!

I had a lovely young lady working for me and she appeared at work one day covered head to toe in bruises! I asked what happened and here is the story as she told it.

It appears that her and her beau were camping, they had enjoyed one to many adult beverages. Come bedtime they decided to sleep in the raw ( Why Im not sure as I have yet to do anything naked) Any how our young heroine decides to sleep in the top bunk of the trailer. As most of you young listeners know there is a rail on these units for good reason. Anyhow she has to get up to tend to the call of nature in the middle of the night. Ms. M misses the rail and tumbles clear out the DOOR. ( OMG I am laughing so hard I can hardly type) Well dag gum aint we always camped right beside a campsite full of young gorgeous soccer players :shock: Apparently they did come to her aid, so chivalry is not dead

Hunny you know your not suppose to tell storys about your self and say it happend to someone else it just gives it away!! :lol: :lol:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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IL Rancher said:
Now now Kay.. Be nice to pookie or I will have to reveal the contents of your deleted message :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You Wouldnt dare!!! I have some pretty good pics to go with that post! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Mrs.Greg

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LOL...that one reminds me of my Brother-in Law,,,also too many beverages camping down at thier pasture,went out to take a tinkle,pants down he tumbled all the day down the hill....it was a family reunion,so LOTS to enjoy that view.
 
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