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This may have been posted once already, but I don't recall that it was. Too good not to share:

Subject: Kenny and the Donkey
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> A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
> old farmer for $100.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
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> The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have
> some bad news, the donkey died."
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> Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back"
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> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
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> Kenny said, "OK, then, just unload the donkey."
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> The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
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> Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
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> Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
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> Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
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> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
> with that dead donkey?"
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> Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece
> and made a profit of $898".
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> Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
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> Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
>
> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of ENRON.
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