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Cowpuncher

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A cowboy was holding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses,
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy "If I tell you exactly how
many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"





The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"



The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it
to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he
calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his
location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area
in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital
photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in
Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has
been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database
through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex
formula. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and,
after a few minutes, receives a response.



Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says,
"You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."



"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the
cowboy.



He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.



Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?"



The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"



"You're a consultant for the Republican party," says the cowboy.



"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"



"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though
nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business...



".....Now give me back my dog!"
 

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The first time I saw that one he was a Dumbocrat.It just goes to show they can't come up with any good stuff of their own. :p :p
 

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I heard it as A Demoncrat also.

Another question.......... Is DumbDemocrat one word or two? :)
 

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