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kind of naughty joke

Hereford76

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Recently a neighboring rancher's wife slipped into a coma and the rancher husband has been at her hospital bedside every possible moment - in fact about the only time he has left the room has been when the nurses give her a spunge bath. One day, one of the nurses happened to get her hand in the vacinity of her privates while washing her and the rancher wife's heart monitor responded. Not thinking much of it she continued and noticed that every time she washed close to her private area her heart monitor would excellerate. So she told the other nurse to watch and confirm the response and sure enough she did. So the two nurses put their heads together and brought the rancher husband into the room and told him the story. The nurses suggested that he try giving her oral sex with the thought that it might bring her out of her coma. At first the rancher refused and then with some hesitation he asked if he would have complete privacy if he went through with it. The nurses reassured him he would. So the rancher agreed and they closed the door and all the blinds for him. After several minutes alone with his wife in the hospital room the nurse station heart alarms went off signaling that the rancher wife had flat lined on her heart monitor. So they bust into the room and tried to resuscitate but they failed. After the dust settled and they pronounced her deceased the nurses asked the rancher husband - what the heck happened? The rancher responded - I don't know for sure but my guess would be that she choked.
 
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